Te Urewera Undertaking, 2019 Nov 29th, 30th, Dec 1st.

[BLIZZO]

KIA ORA WHANAU, MY NAME IS BLIZZO AND I AM THE SON OF BIZZO AND THIS IS MY PICTURE

I WILL BE RINGING AND DINGING ON THIS LOVELY WEE GAY PENIS 125 APTLY NAME "THE RELIEVER", IN BETWEEN THE RINGS AND THE DINGS THERE WILL BE SOME OCCASIONAL DARTS BEING CHOOCHED AND BRIAN LOWNS BEING SUNK.'

WATCH OUT ON THE MOTU COS I WILL FUCK YOU UP UNLESS THERE IS A BOYLE THERE AGAIN ON A BIG BLOCK

TA

[kyteler]

Disappointed there's been no pictures that don't actually show the complete bike, have a rag over the number plate and a large finger partially blocking the lens. 

[tortron]

Bike at back of shed, under a 1970s pink floral sheet, covered in dust and behind 50 years of dried out paint tins

[RUNAMUCK]

My name is Bart, 

I've been sober for about 9 hours now. 

I hate long walks on the beach, 

I do enjoy sinking piss, and laying down sharns of biblical proportions. 

My trusty steed Ronnie the Dio isn't all that fast. He's stock bar about $20 worth of parts of aliex.  What he lacks in go, I have to compensate for with my generous testicular endowment. Plus he can sit wide open all day every day. And never miss a beat. 

[UTERUS]

ORDER CORN 

[GuyWithAviators]

Tauranga New World. 

[Truenotch]

LARRY HERE, IS THIS WHERE WE DISCUSS OUR BURNT PENIS? 

I REMEMBER BACK IN THE GOOD OL DAYS WHEN ROGER AND BOB TOOK THEIR OLD PIG HUNTING CYCLES UP THE YOUR’A’WEARA’S. BOB FORGOT HIS FUEL CAP AND RAN WITHOUT ONE. THE BLOODY FUEL WAS ALL OVER THE PLACE. WELL BLOW ME DOWN, WE CROSS A RIVER AND BOBS CIGGY FELL PUT OF HIS MOUTH, THE PETROL IGNITES ON FIRE AND DAMN NEAR FIZZED HIS DICK CLEAN OFF! 

SMOKEY SAUSAGES AND BURNT PUBERTY HAIR IS ALL WE COULD SMELL FOR WEEKS. 

 

ANYWAY, I WANT TO COME ALONG ON MY 1981 MX100. ITS REGISTERED AS A 50CC - DONT TELL THE COPPERS! 

 

[cletus]

HI LARRY THAT SOUNDS PAINFULL DID BOBS PENIS HEAL UP OK? TELL HIM I SAID GDAY.  BEST REGARDS, CLINTON

P.S IM GOING TO BRING MY VESTPA 150 PX MODEL. ITS MUCH BETTER THAN THE BLOODY JAP CRAP  ITS MADE IN ITALY HAND MADE AND REAL STEEL SO MUCH BETTER THAN PLASTIC JUNK. 

HERES A PICTURE I HAVE ON MY PC OF IT. 

 

[cletus]

GOOGLE SEARCH CLEAR HISTORY

PORN HUB

 

 

 

 

 

 

CLEAR HISTORY

 

 

 

 

HOW TO GET ON GOOGLE

 

 

[MichaelJFox]

YEAH NAH NICE HOW ARE YA MATES.

NO IDEA HOW YOU WHIPPER SNAPPERS ARE GETTING YA FANCY CELLPHONE PICTREUS ON THE COMPUTER THAT FAST, I BEEN IN THE DARK ROOM PROCESSING THIS LITTLE NUMBER - BIT OF HP5 SHOT ON A CANON P.

IF I MAKE IT TO SAID EVENT, IT'LL BE ONE OF THESE LIL GEMS, COS YOU CANT PUT ALL YA EGGS IN ONE BASKET AND DONT COUNT YOUR CHICKENS BEFORE THEY HATCH.

AS ALWAYS, SMNOKE EM IF YOU GOT EM, YOU CANT SEND A BOY TO DO A MANS JOB, BARKING UP THE WRONG TREE, boomer-saying5.txt etc

[UTERUS]

[peteretep]

well since bort is bringing a 50cc, I'll be bringing my street magic. Last time my bottom was punished, so this time I will be trying to roll without a pack and strap a bag to the back of the bike. Hepefully it will be more reliable this time and with some knobbly tyres

 

 

[datlow]

ILene h0w do you turn this damn camerA thing around!!

 

[datlow]

Bllody hell thanks dear, put the kettle on would ya love 

yeah na three months plenty of time eh

[Atex]

On 19/08/2019 at 21:34, MopedNZ said:

Coming with Lee?

Yes indeed.

[UTERUS]

ON MY WAY LOL

 

 

[HighLUX]

 BY.JINGOS THIS ISNT THE BRIDGE CLUB FORUM???!?!

ANYWHO I CANT WORK THIS INTERNET TJING OUT MUCH TOO COMPLICATED FOR MY ME SO I GOT MY LOVELY GRANDSON TO WORK THE INTERNET FOR.ME AND HE GOT INTOUCH WITH A NICE CHAP FROM DUNEDIN.AAHHH DUNEDIN EDDINBURGH OF THE SOUTH THE CALL IT LOVELY TOWN.I REMEMBER TAKING MAVIS THERE FOR OUR HONEYMOON.But SADLY MAVIS ISNT WITH US ANY LONGER SO MY LOVELY GRANDSON FOUND ME AN ENGINE IN THE INTERNET ON SOMETHING I BELIEVE HE CALLED tRADEM.I HAD TO GO TO THE BANK AND DO AN ELECTRICAL FUND tRANSFer. WHICH HAD ME MOST BEWILDERED BUT NICE LASS AT THE BANK SAW ME RIGHT AND HECK KEITH YOU SHOULD OF SEEN HOW HIGH ABOVE THE KNEE HER WORK BLOUSE WAS. LOVELY LASS AND QUITE THE LOOKER?

MY BIKE IS A SUSUKY MADE BY THEM JAPS WHICH WOULD HAVE JERRY TURNING IN HIS GRAVE BUT IT HAS A VERY RELIABLE ELECTRIC SYSTEM 

MY LOVELY GRANDSON HAS THE ENGINE BEING SENT TO THE RESTHOME AND IF MY ANGINA ISNT.two DICKY I WILL FETTLE AWAY AT GETTING IT TO FIT MY SUZUKY WITH THE HELP OF MALCOM AND TREVOR AT THE MODEL ENGINEERING CLUB. Have.YOU SEEN THE 5.INCH SCALE MODEL OF FLYING SCOTTSMAN THAT MALCOM IS BUILDING!?

I look forward to ENJOYING A CIGARETTE AND COLD CAN OF LEOPARD OVER A GAME OF EUCHRE. Tell.IRIS I SAY HELLO AND THE HIP IS DOING GOOD AFTER MY RECENT SURGERY 

OH AND.PLEASE FEED.THE CAT WHILE IM AWAY?

 

 

 

[HighLUX]

HERE IS A

PIXTURE OF MY MOTORBIKE 

[Truenotch]

[GuyWithAviators]

LOL 

 

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