johnnyfive

Te Urewera Undertaking, 2019 Nov 29th, 30th, Dec 1st.

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KIA ORA WHANAU, MY NAME IS BLIZZO AND I AM THE SON OF BIZZO AND THIS IS MY PICTURE

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I WILL BE RINGING AND DINGING ON THIS LOVELY WEE GAY PENIS 125 APTLY NAME "THE RELIEVER", IN BETWEEN THE RINGS AND THE DINGS THERE WILL BE SOME OCCASIONAL DARTS BEING CHOOCHED AND BRIAN LOWNS BEING SUNK.'

WATCH OUT ON THE MOTU COS I WILL FUCK YOU UP UNLESS THERE IS A BOYLE THERE AGAIN ON A BIG BLOCK

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Disappointed there's been no pictures that don't actually show the complete bike, have a rag over the number plate and a large finger partially blocking the lens. 

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Bike at back of shed, under a 1970s pink floral sheet, covered in dust and behind 50 years of dried out paint tins

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LARRY HERE, IS THIS WHERE WE DISCUSS OUR BURNT PENIS? 

I REMEMBER BACK IN THE GOOD OL DAYS WHEN ROGER AND BOB TOOK THEIR OLD PIG HUNTING CYCLES UP THE YOUR’A’WEARA’S. BOB FORGOT HIS FUEL CAP AND RAN WITHOUT ONE. THE BLOODY FUEL WAS ALL OVER THE PLACE. WELL BLOW ME DOWN, WE CROSS A RIVER AND BOBS CIGGY FELL PUT OF HIS MOUTH, THE PETROL IGNITES ON FIRE AND DAMN NEAR FIZZED HIS DICK CLEAN OFF! 

SMOKEY SAUSAGES AND BURNT PUBERTY HAIR IS ALL WE COULD SMELL FOR WEEKS. 

 

ANYWAY, I WANT TO COME ALONG ON MY 1981 MX100. ITS REGISTERED AS A 50CC - DONT TELL THE COPPERS! 

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YEAH NAH NICE HOW ARE YA MATES.

NO IDEA HOW YOU WHIPPER SNAPPERS ARE GETTING YA FANCY CELLPHONE PICTREUS ON THE COMPUTER THAT FAST, I BEEN IN THE DARK ROOM PROCESSING THIS LITTLE NUMBER - BIT OF HP5 SHOT ON A CANON P.

IF I MAKE IT TO SAID EVENT, IT'LL BE ONE OF THESE LIL GEMS, COS YOU CANT PUT ALL YA EGGS IN ONE BASKET AND DONT COUNT YOUR CHICKENS BEFORE THEY HATCH.

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AS ALWAYS, SMNOKE EM IF YOU GOT EM, YOU CANT SEND A BOY TO DO A MANS JOB, BARKING UP THE WRONG TREE, boomer-saying5.txt etc

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well since bort is bringing a 50cc, I'll be bringing my street magic. Last time my bottom was punished, so this time I will be trying to roll without a pack and strap a bag to the back of the bike. Hepefully it will be more reliable this time and with some knobbly tyres

 

 

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Bllody hell thanks dear, put the kettle on would ya love 

yeah na three months plenty of time eh

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