What's the most effective stop smoke magic in a bottle?

[RUNAMUCK]

This week I took leave of my sences, and bought a fucking mitsubishi. It was cheap, not running, and seemed to have low kms.

Got it running tonight, and guess what? It blows blue. It had 90,000kms put on it by some 90 years old. So it probably has glazed as fuck bores/mitsubishi oil rings are shit.

 

My plan is to fill it up with stop smoke, try get a wof, and let my Mum drive it while I take her volvo off the road to fix it.

Then sell it quick snap!
 

I've always used Lucas, or Moorey's heavy duty oil stabiliser. But since we're talking about a rubbish fire on wheels here, (aka a mitsi) I'd like to hear what others have found works good.

Is motor up worth trying? (Do they even sell it still?)

 

Discuss!

[UTERUS]

You could get creative with JIF and send that into the running engine to give it an in-service hone.

[RUNAMUCK]

If I thought it would work, I'd give it a try.

[Beaver]

That mlb8 stuff everyone raves about? Ask kk or cam

[thegreatestben]

That's for noise not really so much smoke.

 

Penrite make some crazy thick oil

[SOHC]

Fuchs Titan dose a straight 50 weight oil or that penrite 25w70

 

 

Or you could make some kind of bong system and bubble the exhaust through water in the boot.

[CaMpylobacter]

give it a good fang'in. it might just need a good chooch. ogre's original 1200cc engine in the green lancer was like that. nana'd too much. thrashed it over the saddle road a couple of times and it stopped blowing the oil cap out of the rocker cover. 

 

also try jif for realz. 

[0fnsiv]

Straight 60w pennsoil.......or hold at 3000 and feed the carb a bottle of brasso........ Followed by 500ml of water/kero mix and a lovely Sunday cane

[Ned]

I had a mitsi or 2 that smoked. And any of the generic stop smokes from Repco seemed to do a good job

[CaMpylobacter]

good ol drain the oil at wof time ned. 

[KKtrips]

These guys have the right idea - change the oil right before WOF check with some of the heavy duty stuff - straight 50 or 60 weight Pennzoil/Penrite is good.

 

However I dunno about this Jif/Brasso thing - I've heard people say it but always passed it off as a joke. Something about pouring abrasives into a fine tolerance engine that just does not seem right. Also this forum has it's trolls so I struggle to take a lot of what is said at face value. LOL

[RUNAMUCK]

I actually wish I'd never bought it tbh.

After the 90 year old was done, the peeps I bought it from put another 70k on it. So it's only done 160k.

She's a bit puffy at the cam cover breather too. I might slam some atf in it, and run it for a while to desludge it inside. Might unstick the rings.

Last mitsi I ever  buy I reckon.

[Corbie]

run some diesel oil through it for a while

[downtrail]

These guys have the right idea - change the oil right before WOF check with some of the heavy duty stuff - straight 50 or 60 weight Pennzoil/Penrite is good.

 

However I dunno about this Jif/Brasso thing - I've heard people say it but always passed it off as a joke. Something about pouring abrasives into a fine tolerance engine that just does not seem right. Also this forum has it's trolls so I struggle to take a lot of what is said at face value. LOL

 

lol I know of an old fulla who used to use jiff on his 12a rally car as regular maintenance lol always though he was joking untill now im a little unsure

[thegreatestben]

CXGPWR gave a blacktop 4AGE a Jif treatment from memory, that dude was pretty brave/ruthless

[SOHC]

A guy I know had a Buick with a flathead straight 6 he sed he got a set of pistons that didn't fit so he filed them to the point they would slide down the bore, but the thing would seze up at every hill to a screaching halt, he gave it the jiff treatment witch fixed it

[Raizer]

Something about pouring abrasives into a fine tolerance engine that just does not seem right.

Thought he said it's a Mitsi?

[KKtrips]

Thought he said it's a Mitsi?

Touche good sir.

 

 

LOL

[CaMpylobacter]

I actually wish I'd never bought it tbh.

After the 90 year old was done, the peeps I bought it from put another 70k on it. So it's only done 160k.

She's a bit puffy at the cam cover breather too. I might slam some atf in it, and run it for a while to desludge it inside. Might unstick the rings.

Last mitsi I ever  buy I reckon.

 

so you bought a known smokey mitsi and tar all cars of that brand with the same brush? 

Bart, I thought more of you, man. 

[crustywhip]

Theres a secret mix that not many people know about so il share.  Take 20ml of oil from 15 different cars that havnt run in at least 5 years, now these cars must be no further than 5 metres apart as environmental conditions must be similar.  Mix the samples together with the skin off one banana and add this mix to the effected engine.  Bananas can be brought at the diary and you should be fine with the rest.