Auckland CHRISTMAS Monthly Meet - 14th December

[Threeonthetree]

The Auckland Monthly CHRISTMAS Meet!

Wednesday 14th December

Usually the Third Wednesday of every month (but the 2nd Wednesday for this special XMAS edition)

7:30pm onward

A chance to catch up with fellow club members, talk with people you may or may not have met before and eat some lush foodstuffs.

Burgerfuel, Mexicali Fresh, Ajadz, Subway, Doolan Brothers etc.

corner of Robert St and Hurst St, Ellerslie

See map.

The DEAL$:

FREE Drink with Burger and Chips Purchase

(From the COKE range , excluding mini burgers)

FIRST MEET??

If you are new to these meets here are a few points that may help; Most people usually show up between 7:00pm and 8pm-ish. We roll down to get burgers and whatever else is available whenever we're hungry. We sit around either at Burgerfuel or back up top in the carpark and continue the yarns. Remember its always a casual affair, a place to yarn to mates and make new ones. An Oldschool car is not required at all, but if you've got one on the road then bring it and show it off!! Doesn't need to be flash or special.

And to be honest, many of us drive our boring modern daily drivers there anyway.

MOST OF THESE ARE COMMON SENSE. WE WILL PROVIDE A FEW GENTLE REMINDERS WITH THE NEW RULES BUT REPEAT OFFENDERS MAY BE ASKED TO LEAVE.

RULES AND THE BORING STUFF!!

Basically these are in place so we have a fun and friendly meet and leave the carpark clean and tidy like we were never there.

• Take your rubbish away with you or put it in a bin, Use the public bins downstairs not the private ones belonging to the business up top
• Smokers please don't dispose of your butts on the ground!
• Please limit the ALCOHOL consumption. Its a public place and the Police/security regularly stop in and we don't want want anyone getting in trouble, We also don't want people leaving empties around.
• You are welcome to invite a few mates, but please note you are 100% responsible for their behaviour
• If you belong to other clubs and feel they might be keen to come check out our meet then that's cool but please see BDA780, Threeonthetree or Shakotom for permission before inviting them.
• NO Skids or Reckless/Dangerous driving
• Please leave a space near the fenced off area clear for the cleaners and don't block them in if they are there.
• Park in a proper carpark! If its full then just use a bit of common sense and try not to park to many people in.
• Newschool cars please park to one side and be prepared to move if we get short on space. I have had to ask Newer cars to move and park elsewhere and will continue to do so. The old cars get first preference for parking. Don't be offended if you're asked to move your newer car to make space for something old.
• If its raining and we have to park downstairs then new cars park upstairs or out of the way. The covered carpark is very small and needs to be OS only,
• No anti-Onehunga sentiments will be tolerated. Enforced by Sentra Dave. He has a short fuse.
• xsspeed only comes once a year, just like Santa puhuhuhu. So he may show up (probably won't)
• Santa may show up, if so please don't tell him that he does not exist. He has cripplingly low self esteem at the best of times and is a recluse for most of the year.
• You only get a gift if you bring one to give. Don't be a cheap cunt. Splash out at your local Op Shop.
• No Christmas Carols allowed. Or any Carols for that matter. Carol's husband is allowed though. If your name is Carol, please change it.

If you have any suggestions or input for the meets then PM Threeonthetree, BDA780 or Shakotom Thanks!!

[Threeonthetree]

So once again it is Christmas, the time of year when Aucklanders drive even worse than usual and people buy useless shit to give to one another.

In keeping with last years' tradition, we will be having another Secret Santa giveaway. It's a semi secret Santa though as you'll probably find out who gave you your gift* afterwards anyway.

So here are the rules:

 

- You can spend as much or as little as you want (puhuhuhu at the 'as much as you want', we're all cheap as)

- You must bring one gift and it must be wrapped up, that's the surprise mayte

- Come and see me at the Christmas-mobile. I will take your name down as you drop off your gift and place it in the hat to be drawn out.

- If you do not bring a gift then you can stand in the corner and think about what you've done and how you don't have the Christmas spirit. You will also get no gift.

- No gift brought equals no gift received

 

Essentially, bring some junk in your trunk, whip it out infront of me and we'll get along just fine.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*gift is a relative term. It's probably going to be old shit that they couldn't give away.

[Threeonthetree]

See you all there. Please note that this meet is on the 14th of December as the week after is the 21st. A bit too close to Christmas for many.
 

[vivaspeed]

I sure do hope I get another Emergency Exit sign from sparky.

[Threeonthetree]

You accidentally typed that in Comic Sans. Let me correct that for you.

[oldrx7]

if car is still driving after drag day i shall be attending.

[manlymanman]

Fuck onehunga

[sentra]

woah lady

[punkoutnz]

dickbutts for everyone!

[Llama]

 

In lieu of my presence and presents, have a picture of dutch christmas instead.

[MichaelJFox]

I'm Dutch and I legit see my relatives doing the whole zwarte piet thing - pretty hilariously cringe.

[michaelme]

yuss, for the first time since I can remember the rover has a wof, reg and full tank o gas, and no work! The stars are truly aligned

[chris r]

Got presents sorted and wrapped

[kempy]

Not sure if being made to whip your junk out in front of Neal is a reason to go or stay away, are the burgers that good?

[tortron]

.

[chris r]

Shrink wrap

[chris r]

Or pull it into smaller pieces and individually wrap?

[locost_bryan]

Wrap the Borg Warner gearbox in sheet metal - Falcon, Charger or P76 would go nicely under my Christmas tree.

[The Dude]

will be there folks

[maddat]

All sorted.see you all tomorrow