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he tried to shame me out with the "haha you just got denied by a man" thing last night... then he got turned down by a pastry product. id say there is little chance of an erection after that episode

but yea, didnt realise it was THIS weekend i was supposed to go camping in napier :?

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A`significant thank-you to all the Boes that helped us move yesterday. Your efforts were epic.

The new workshop is going to be great soon and it could not have been done without you.

OTPs was also rather choice. Ningnongs doing the slide down the rubbish chute in the rubbish bin was so lol. Everysingle cigarette lighter in both my workshop and home were smashed by certain Escort drivers to see the explosions.

Poor Mongol had to sleep in a paddock because his car got blocked in - but at least he had a nice shirt.

Some crazy thing happened to Aidan's ute and we found it embeded in the neihbour's fence this afternoon. Both fence and ute damaged ..... but the worst luck must go to Gaz who was too pissed to get entry to random bars and then walked home only to be assulted by persons unknown who evidently stole most things they could and landed him in hospital.

Fucking wankers.

Get well soon Gaz. I would text you but they stole your phone too I believe

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Some crazy thing happened to Aidan's ute and we found it embeded in the neihbour's fence this afternoon. Both fence and ute damaged ..... but the worst luck must go to Gaz who was too pissed to get entry to random bars and then walked home only to be assulted by persons unknown who evidently stole most things they could and landed him in hospital.

what the fuck. thats so shithouse. hope they get their beans.

big ups to UJ for mean otps. also, how did we get into town?

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big ups to UJ for mean otps. also, how did we get into town?

OTP was choice. 17 dozen beer got drunk - at least.

You got a cab to town most likely. Two of you went in Flange's Fronte but I am not certain who.

I have a pile of clothes and shoes in my house. They are not mine :?

Also - I am worried about your car sitting where it is man. Strange shit happened to Aidan's ute this afternoon and perhaps someone messed with it/broke into it and let the handbrake off resulting in it smashing into a fence.

Or perhaps lowNslow just forgot to mut on the handbrake :lol: Frucked if I know.

Anyway - the Cressida was still looking mint about 15 minutes ago but yeah.

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^ Evidently he doesn't remember much. He remebers someone saying "Giz ya wallet" and the next thing it was 7am and he was waking up in hospital all fucked up.

Poor bastard`and the bloody mongrels. Best of luck to the law to get these fools and punish them hard.

Fortunately Gaz was probably not feeling that mush pain when it happened as there was a good few litres of beer and about a third of a bottle of Jim Beam being filtered through his kidneys

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Man there is some fucked up shit going on at the moment! CUNTS!!!Only last weekend Gaz and I got bottled ova the head and now this. OS bash could be laid down if cops work out who it was.

Totally forgot your phone battery was flat sorry bro just presumed you were with the OS crew. Will see ya tomorrow boe, lub ya

Churs for all the piss UJ

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big ups to UJ for mean otps. also, how did we get into town?

OTP was choice. 17 dozen beer got drunk - at least.

You got a cab to town most likely. Two of you went in Flange's Fronte but I am not certain who.

I have a pile of clothes and shoes in my house. They are not mine :?

Also - I am worried about your car sitting where it is man. Strange shit happened to Aidan's ute this afternoon and perhaps someone messed with it/broke into it and let the handbrake off resulting in it smashing into a fence.

Or perhaps lowNslow just forgot to mut on the handbrake :lol: Frucked if I know.

Anyway - the Cressida was still looking mint about 15 minutes ago but yeah.

yea just went and picked it up, there is still a ute and trailer there though? and i think i saw the hole in the fence lol.

yea think my hoodie is at yours, will have to pick it up sometime.

yea i had rung gaz at 20 past and then half past 12 but i cant remember talking to him or not :? shits fucked up.

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