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  1. Fresh cut top panel for the right hand side, I deliberately put a 50mm overlap on the new panels in case the seams ever leaked. ( bottom panel, bottom edge) Front panel back on now, this was a bit of a challenge as the caravan had to be exactly square for it to fit, it came right with the aid of a jack, some timber and adjusting the temporary bracing inside Apart from some tidy up work and the door area the right hand side is finished ready for painting prep.
    3 points
  2. Oh Yea....... IT'S ALIVE!! Started and running but when I connect the MAF it runs a bit shit and laggy, maybe its a 6 cylinder one? Might have to try and find a 4 cylinder one to try. I still have a bit of work like connect dials and dash, OBD2 to check errors. Bleed brakes and clutch, hook up accelerator, put the seat in, Fuel regulator and pump sort of works ok.
    3 points
  3. Best line of poetry so far.
    3 points
  4. one more step forward tonight Goal is to spend an hour a night on it (will prob end up more) It needs to be campable for easter(ish) Cheers for looking
    2 points
  5. You might be a teacher, but I'll teach you a thing: You'll need a foreskin of leather to come near my ring. I've had snakes, and I've had a hoon on a beaver, For 30 bucks I'll tap a golden retriever. You can jizz on my hair instead of your tummy, If you think you can handle HAYHOLES MUMMY. Those kids of yours will be in for a shock, When you come to school on Monday with a cast on your cock.
    2 points
  6. Think the scrap bins are full tho? Jokes
    2 points
  7. I was briefly on these forums years ago, when I had a 1977 KE35 SR but since then I have been living carless in London for the last 6 years, lurking about the forums to get my old car fix. I moved back at the start of the year, so it was time for a new old car. I got this Galant Colt GTO at the start of Feb in really good condition. It had a bit of a refresh in the 90s including respray in the original colour and the addition of louvers and a sunroof. It's my daily drive and I think that the sudden increase in usage was a bit of a shock to it's system and lots of bits and pieces that were close to giving up started to go. It was running quite hot and starting to leave a few oil drips on the driveway. So I had to sort a few seals (tailshaft, crankshaft, rocker cover gasket), a heater hose and add an electric fan. But of course fixing one thing leads to others crapping out so I then had to fix a small leak in the radiator and get the water pump reconditioned too. Also needed a new Alternator with external regulator so got that taken care of at the same time. Anyway, pics: Definitely needs more low and a few little bits and pieces like window seals could probably do with replacement but for now I'm just enjoying driving it.
    1 point
  8. So I'm out in the desert this morning, about 20 nautical kilometers south of wambadingding (Aires rock to you non-Abbos), chasin this black African two toed viper for me reptile collection, I go arm deep into its hole... Feel something metallic... Stewth I say, and out pops this: Crikey! Its an old chromolly Bauer MTB. So I drag it back to my shed and decide I might build it into a long bike/ cargo bike/ baby carrier. Will be mostly using it as a baby carrier ( I've tried lots of things, like cat food... But babies seem to work best for dingo bait). Stay tuned, might post up some of me snakes too.
    1 point
  9. It carries nothing. It carries beer. I ride it in my underwear. *no photo* I saw Big Valve down at Oriental Parade, He exploded inside me like a hand grenade. If you wanna see my bike, and do some stunts, Come and see me, you paedophile cunts.
    1 point
  10. Yup Im the rep for here. I will endeveaor to get a meet underway. I'll check with the others and finalise a date. Chur
    1 point
  11. A few of the tons of profiles for window surrounds, each coated with a corrosion killing etch primer on both sides which the original panels didn't feature. Starting to find it's faster make new profiles than treat and repaint old stuff.
    1 point
  12. I'm all woman, look at my profile pic, If that's my face, just imagine my mick. My tits are like offal in a stretched woolen sock, Come round to my house, rub that shit on your cock.
    1 point
  13. Holy shit what happened to this thread, It was about a bike now it's a rap battle instead? Putting words together like mayo and relish, To be honest it's making me jealous. You're rhymes are slick if a little hard core, But what can I expect you were raised by a whore. Oh shit, look what you made me do, Now I'm slinging shit like you! It's gone down hill, we're off the rails, Now's the time I question if you are males? You're diddles be weak, puny and small, Drop your pants, is that all? So if you ain't bringing it from the front, Turn around and show me ya cunt.
    1 point
  14. oh flying brick you must think that im sick Im worried about your stories about kids if the po po read that, they would be doing skids You must think im like peter ellis However I promise no kid's touched my phallus As for you mrs Hayhole I went to that strip club, saw you working the pole I sat in a corner licking my paw watching you and wishing I had the money for more A lap dance with you would be truly divine better than when you laced my catnip that time.. When i woke up that morning all sore and confused and turned on the TV to see my missing picture on the news Im looking out the window watching the rain and look forward to the day I will see you again
    1 point
  15. Holy crap crap Was that a poem or a rap? I thought you were a teacher? A rule and moralaty preacher Instead I see you swear and share talk of the kinky stuff you wear. Oh, what if the kids were to hear! Oh the dispear! The shame you'd have to bare, The parents would all stare. It'd be a 'mare to repair! The stress would lose you hair. So, Don't keep the children near Or let them see your gear Dont touch little bobby on his rear Mmmmn, OK do whatever I don't care.
    1 point
  16. The chassis mounts for the upper bars are made from some square tubing I had that happened to be the correct size. I've seen this done on the net, and it makes it easy to fabricate and plenty strong. Somewhere about here should work... After the slight setback noted above, where I realised that the housing on the 9" is not centered between the wheels, I got it all together on both sides. Plenty of jacking up and down followed to check clearances, and it all looked good to me. After getting back from camping in late Jan I finally got the 1" all thread and half nuts (those nuts are expensive - $15 each. If I'd known that I would have bought regular nuts and cut them down in the lathe) so it was time to make the bars adjustable. This involved grinding off the tacks and welding the end to a short length of all-thread. Then the link is shorted up and an inspection hole drilled 1.5 diameters down the tubing. I did have to do one of these a couple of times after failed the 'measure twice cut once' test, mainly because the pinion angle was way out on my fixed length bars. One hunky adjustable triangulated 4-bar top link. Since it is for the rear suspension it can be mig welded (by me) and doesn't require crack testing. Hopefully the certifier is happy. With all the links in place I adjusted them to centre the housing in the car and square it up - just done with a tape measure to reference points on the chassis. I had the wheel alignment done yesterday, and the computer said the rear thrust angle was 0.00 degrees - i.e. the housing is exactly square in the car, so I was pretty happy with that. Hopefully the cert man (Andy Smith) is happy with the design and execution.
    1 point
  17. Managed to get the steering pretty much finished last night. Just need to get some new Castle nuts then it's all done. Attacked the floor with a wire brush on a grinder, looks pretty mint quite stoked about that. Photos to come
    1 point
  18. Hayholes mum, where have you been your lack of content is rather mean my whiskers are long, and involuntary twitch every time I think of fisting you bitch I have a bell and a shiny collar I want to stick a chilli in your ass and make you hollar I want to hear about your bi cycle trips Im whacking so hard, my foreskin just ripped It wont stop bleeding, I could use blood as lube as i gently work my way up your tube..
    1 point
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  20. No space. Will only fit an inline four or six cylinder as it's very narrow.
    1 point
  21. buried cables is better, just make sure you do it properly and put some warning tape about 300mm above the cable. and you shouldn't have silly buggers digging it up.. overhead is more of a hazard imo.
    1 point
  22. ms paint on phone seemed too hard but i think this will do once you are on the road to tairua just follow that north until you get to coroglen pub (its immediately after a one way bridge) and turn left up that road there I think then somewhere up there
    1 point
  23. Exited the shed last night, first time since May 2014 (I need to work faster!) First test drive went 'ok' ish, until the compressor clutch locked up and the air line blew out with a big bang Cue slow drive back home on bump stops. So, need to sort that and fit a one-way valve to the compressor line. Had a beer after that episode, and left the car outside. Washed it today, need to clean up garage then get it back in to pick up the issues. Looks cool dumped though. Before wash And after.
    1 point
  24. this reminds me of seeing you chaps on thursday, always a pleasure. kinda explains why you were clad in studded leather.. maybe it helps drifting that falcon at max speed or is it easy to clean when you've OD'd on human seed? BVB, watch out for Korn when you're searching for corn, i hear they were lost in hay's mum while fishing prawns so beware, the southern seas have nothing on he, for hayholes mum swallows daily such men of the sea!
    1 point
  25. Hayholes Mum .. one cup that is a meal we all could sup.. Im sitting here pulling my tail making my manly bits hard as a nail It is sunday morning, I should be at mass Instead Im fapping off over this lass Maybe big buddy will share some of his corn Thinking about it is better than porn Next saturday Im turning forty Come to me house, lets be really naughty
    1 point
  26. all this talk of mother Hay Holes Bum has made both my vision blur and brain go numb talking of sliding her snakes into a tube makes me think of riding her with yoghurt as lube Yoghurt is good for dealing with thrush if I slip her $5 I wont have to rush Big valve will keep $3 - he is her pimp To get rid of the blowflies he sprays her with dimp Im hoping this poem reaches her in time especially since tomorrow is St Valentines
    1 point
  27. I just got back from crossfit and I did a hundred burpees Hayholes Mum's sexing dudes and spreading herpes Flyingbrick's twerking and he looks like Miley He's at the Cossie club making old men smiley Hayhole's a cross dresser and he cruises for penis It's more like Uranus, but his stage name's Venus Brick, Mum and Hayhole should meet up soon Hayhole holds mum's legs while Brick has a hoon Ones got a bike with seating full of cunt Ones got a ute with a Transam on the front Ones got a DX made of rust and low But they all love the cock and giving it a blow
    1 point
  28. Holy shit. your out a control valve buddy, I don't wear a teddy, I'm in the nuddy. I don't do fingers, but I'll do a rubber mallet. I once did wood, but got a splinter ( was from a pallet). But enough about me, what about the flying brick? I don't know who she is, but her poetry wets my mick. I don't think seedy Ellen Can handle the pace of us poetry cats I think I'll subcontract big valve to rape him at wagnats.
    1 point
  29. My minds gone numb Trying to figure out if 9 fingers include thumb. Imagine the pain and bunghole diameter gain, tears would remain long after the bedsheet stain. Plunging into her drain would fly me insane, nine fingers of fury to tame while she screams my name on a plane. We could make it a game! Or are you insane? 9 fingers could Mame so be careful what you claim as mummy told me not all buttholes are the same.
    1 point
  30. It's about time to start this party It's Sunday night and my gruts are sharty Flyingbrick's joined the club and he's at the ready Hayholes mum's lubing up and she's in her teddy I thought about you at quarter past six I trimmed my pubes and sucked a Vicks I thought about you at half past seven I sat on the washer while the spin was a revvin' Now I'm thinking about you and it's half past eight I'm using kitchen tongs to mass ter bate I hear you can fit 9 fingers you your bum Flyingbrick's sitting back enjoying his rum Seedy Al thinks that we're a pack of fools He won't be laughing when we pick the peanuts from his stool Sunday night never was this funny Hayholes mum is my playboy bunny
    1 point
  31. Nah not really sorry mate . Was just about to get right into and then brought a ironhead sportster . So time and money has gone into im that instead . I've picked up a xl175 front end that I'll use to get The Lloyd rolling. Hoping to sell my cb350 soon so will be able to buy a triumph gearbox and start finishing the mounts off and focus on getting the engine running
    1 point
  32. So I bought a whole spare engine for it's extractors, super cheap from a dude who rolled his Colt. Never hurts to have plenty of spare parts I guess… Turns our the extractors were pretty rooted, cracked in a couple of places and evidence of some previous repairs. So I got a set made up, they look like this: and the rest of the exhaust replaced, now 2 1/4 all the way through, lets the Astron breathe a bit better. Here's a terrible photo: with a nice little double tip: The whole set up sounds great, really nice rumble without being stupid loud.
    1 point
  33. Quick update, been driving the car heaps, it's pretty cool. New brush seals installed, much softer and nicer than the petrified old ones. Got another set of carbs from good dude willy_monkey on here. The plan is to strip them down, clean, rebuild then swap off for the current ones. Got a new dash cluster (mine has a couple of small cracks around the screw holes). I'll clean it up, redo the woodgrain vinyl strip and replace all the old bulbs (perhaps with LEDs) so I can actually see the instruments at night. Exhaust has detached halfway along so it now exits pretty much below the drivers seat. Sounds very rowdy. I'm going to take the opportunity to get some extractors and redo the whole exhaust. Tuck it up nice and high for when some lowering happens too. It's developed a weird intermittent fault where sometimes it wont start, just clicks like the battery is dead flat but if you just try a couple more times it starts up fine. Only does it every now and then, so far there is no discernible pattern or circumstance that makes it happen. Here's a pic so this post isn't totally pointless.
    1 point
  34. Should probably explain above post a bit better - prior to this had raided parts bike for a throttle cable and assembly that worked so I can actually ride it while Im waiting for new risers/clamps and pick some wild bars. Got that sorted and came to the realisation that the throttle linkage thing was also stuffed. Pretty sure it pulls on the oil pump and gas at same time - anyways that was busted. So got the part that attaches the two cables to the one cable and needed to put some sort of cylinder around it to keep it together. Being 12 midnight I couldnt get a new one so tried to cut a piece of garden hose and wrap it as diametre was right. Started her up to check my rangi mod had worked as expected. It had not and throttle got stuck on 100% - cue insane 2 stroke buzz and smoke in driveway - waking the mrs and probably some neighbours and me sleeping in the spare room. Doh
    1 point
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