Bangbug Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 Ed's Inseminations Next time I'm in Chch I know who I'm calling for a good time. By the amount of ACM around I assume you're a scumbag too? I mean signwriter too.... Scumbag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayholes mum Posted October 17, 2014 Author Share Posted October 17, 2014 Ed's Inseminations Next time I'm in Chch I know who I'm calling for a good time. By the amount of ACM around I assume you're a scumbag too? I mean signwriter too.... Scumbag. Nah you've got it all wrong, I'm not in Chch, I'm in the outback, and I'm definitely not a sign writer, I mostly wrangle snakes for a living (when I'm not on the sun-beds). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayholes mum Posted October 17, 2014 Author Share Posted October 17, 2014 Got these today: Righto, I'm off down the RSA now, might see if I can win me one of the meat packs. Or pull. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Hayholes mum Posted October 20, 2014 Author Share Posted October 20, 2014 Righto, so I went out on a date this morning with this fulla called Maurice that I met on tinder. We went for a walk in the park, I always take Meryl ( named after Meryl Streep) my pet Bolivian Lung Snake to check out new dudes, anyway, she didn't like him and did this: So that was the end of that. Maurice was a bit fucked off to be honest. I headed back to my shed and hacked into a bit of pipe bending... Never done this before so it was quite exciting.... Got some chainstayz bent up: 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayholes mum Posted November 4, 2014 Author Share Posted November 4, 2014 Gosh, long time no update. I've been working so hard I haven't got much done on the snake blaze-rider, but more hooking means more money which equals more rad number plate for my bongo van: So stoked on that plate that I pissed a little bit. Got some junk done on the bike, sorry for the crap photos, was a bit shaky due to excitement about my new number plates, and did some datura which didn't help. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bathcollector Posted November 4, 2014 Share Posted November 4, 2014 Datura, jeez !! had forgotten about that shit from way back. Looked like snot, tasted like snot, ugh ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steelies Posted November 4, 2014 Share Posted November 4, 2014 needs more slam. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted November 4, 2014 Share Posted November 4, 2014 Cnotch dat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayholes mum Posted November 5, 2014 Author Share Posted November 5, 2014 You guys are weird. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steelies Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 should take the guards off both your grinders 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayholes mum Posted November 5, 2014 Author Share Posted November 5, 2014 should take the guards off both your grinders They are off. I live life at full throttle. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted November 6, 2014 Share Posted November 6, 2014 Air grinders yerp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Big Value Buddy Posted November 7, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted November 7, 2014 I'm sitting here after some beers for lunch Thinking about you giving my snake a munch Stingy old meat pack from the RSA Lay back and I'll fling my sausage your way What's this about a date with Maurice? I thought I was in line to dominate your forest Cheeky moonshiners are requesting a slam I bet they beat off while listening to Wham! Hayhole's Mum, I can't wait for you to finish Please will you give my top tube a linish? 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayholes mum Posted November 17, 2014 Author Share Posted November 17, 2014 Oh Big Valve, you make me blush. You're words are smooth like tanning oil on my skin. Is there a space on this forum where people like Big Valve and myself can flirt with like minded others? Anyway, it seems like I haven't updated my build thread in ages! I have been in the NT for the last few weeks helping out at the Koala Kounty Dingo Shelter. Has been a bit of an eye opener to say the least! Below is the actual x-ray of one of the stranger patients we had: My bike is coming along well, have assembled it and ridden it, is now stripped back down for painting: I'm also just working on getting a licence from the Wellington City Council to import Dingoes, should hopefully come through later this week, so if anyone is keen on one let me know. Hopefully first shipment should be about 600 bitches ( hoping to have them in time for Chrissy presents). 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steelies Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 c'mon splatter paintjob 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris.QCR Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 needs more slam and then the hedgehogs and snakes will provide the splatter 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Value Buddy Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 cum splatter paintjob 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Value Buddy Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 Come on sweet cheeks, update this thread Otherwise I'll refuse your offers of head I know full well that you've finished this off So won't you cup my balls and make me cough Crikey, what would Hayhole think? Is he the only one to tickle your pink? I saw you pedalling this whip last week Your armpits were hairy like the finest Greek Holy shit love, just make a post Then we can finally have that spit roast 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayholes mum Posted January 30, 2015 Author Share Posted January 30, 2015 Shit big valve, you're making me wet, People must think I haven't finished this yet, You know its all finished, we had fun by the sea, I took your bearded meat dagger... I took it with glee. I must get round to taking some photos of my finished machine, But until then I'll keep rubbing my bean. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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