I'm sitting here after some beers for lunch
Thinking about you giving my snake a munch
Stingy old meat pack from the RSA
Lay back and I'll fling my sausage your way
What's this about a date with Maurice?
I thought I was in line to dominate your forest
Cheeky moonshiners are requesting a slam
I bet they beat off while listening to Wham!
Hayhole's Mum, I can't wait for you to finish
Please will you give my top tube a linish?