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Big Value Buddy

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  1. Yep, I believe we're rolling out of the 04 on Saturday at midday-ish, once Manu has collected his cargo from the airport. It's Manu, Beave and me so far. Plus you now! Such dude.
  2. Choe!! I thought your work was in the way?? So you're now joining the Tour of Dude Love?
  3. Like youse all said, twas a choice meat. Cool to have a different location and make use of that daylight.
  4. I just got back from crossfit and I did a hundred burpees Hayholes Mum's sexing dudes and spreading herpes Flyingbrick's twerking and he looks like Miley He's at the Cossie club making old men smiley Hayhole's a cross dresser and he cruises for penis It's more like Uranus, but his stage name's Venus Brick, Mum and Hayhole should meet up soon Hayhole holds mum's legs while Brick has a hoon Ones got a bike with seating full of cunt Ones got a ute with a Transam on the front Ones got a DX made of rust and low But they all love the cock and giving it a blow
  5. It's about time to start this party It's Sunday night and my gruts are sharty Flyingbrick's joined the club and he's at the ready Hayholes mum's lubing up and she's in her teddy I thought about you at quarter past six I trimmed my pubes and sucked a Vicks I thought about you at half past seven I sat on the washer while the spin was a revvin' Now I'm thinking about you and it's half past eight I'm using kitchen tongs to mass ter bate I hear you can fit 9 fingers you your bum Flyingbrick's sitting back enjoying his rum Seedy Al thinks that we're a pack of fools He won't be laughing when we pick the peanuts from his stool Sunday night never was this funny Hayholes mum is my playboy bunny
  6. Wow! These are some awesome shots. And damn Seedy, you're looking hot!
  7. It's like a rap battle from Los Angeles I touch you sensually and you get bum wees Your love mound was as prickly as a Mojave cactus But we'll meet up again and continue to practise You had two panniers hanging from your back tube One full of condoms and the other of lube Writing this ditty has moistened my pants I've gotta go now, cos it's attracting the ants
  8. Come on sweet cheeks, update this thread Otherwise I'll refuse your offers of head I know full well that you've finished this off So won't you cup my balls and make me cough Crikey, what would Hayhole think? Is he the only one to tickle your pink? I saw you pedalling this whip last week Your armpits were hairy like the finest Greek Holy shit love, just make a post Then we can finally have that spit roast
  9. How's that clutch G? (happy new year Russell)
  10. Cool man, life is busy! I did a camping road trip through Wales a couple of years ago (my brother lives in London) and thoroughly enjoyed it. Keep dominating car life, I like your style!
  11. Yeah! Sweet story and car. You coming to Nats in March?
  12. Boss wagon man. Love the early Volvas. Plus, Golden Bay is a sweet part of the world too. Cheers.
  13. Sorry to hear of your misfortune dude. Still like your style though. AA Plus, I assume? Best of luck with the relocation north. Cheers.
  14. Wow, Hayholes Mum you still exist Perhaps you'd like to give Seedy a fist Delicious man treats are waiting for you More desirable than sniffing glue Seedy, please come and ride side saddle You could spank Hayholes Mum with a paddle Man-cheese on toast is her favourite lunch She doesn't wear panties, so they don't get bunched Snake wrangler, ball dangler, pube tangler, privates triangular, meat mangler.
  15. Feel free to come downstairs and grab the keys, if you're in need of some hooning! Bike has been performing great at full throttle commuting. Did some short trips over Xmas/new year as well. Such fun.
  16. So I should, or shouldn't bring my beef schnitzel speedos?
  17. Would be great to drink beer and eat bacon at the top of some high peaks! I'm keen.
  18. Third time's a charm (touch wood...... Mmmmmm wood). Good work on the perseverance, Rogzilla.
  19. Samurai bow to you, Mr KK. Quality work. Jesus would be pleased, if he wasn't busy at this time of year; squeezing out of Mary, etc.
  20. Cool, this must be the mint looking one I've seen around wellington, after seeing the 'Old lady steez' ad on trademe. Good work.
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