Popular Post Hayholes mum Posted October 15, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted October 15, 2014 So I'm out in the desert this morning, about 20 nautical kilometers south of wambadingding (Aires rock to you non-Abbos), chasin this black African two toed viper for me reptile collection, I go arm deep into its hole... Feel something metallic... Stewth I say, and out pops this: Crikey! Its an old chromolly Bauer MTB. So I drag it back to my shed and decide I might build it into a long bike/ cargo bike/ baby carrier. Will be mostly using it as a baby carrier ( I've tried lots of things, like cat food... But babies seem to work best for dingo bait). Stay tuned, might post up some of me snakes too. 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KKtrips Posted October 15, 2014 Share Posted October 15, 2014 Strewth mate. Better build a good dingo cage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Value Buddy Posted October 15, 2014 Share Posted October 15, 2014 Loooooooong bike, get 'er done! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock-Lee Posted October 15, 2014 Share Posted October 15, 2014 long bike with extended controls so you sit at the back. Wee one is well protected in the middle amongst linkages and poor decisions. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock-Lee Posted October 15, 2014 Share Posted October 15, 2014 and then you could also still do wheelies 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Value Buddy Posted October 15, 2014 Share Posted October 15, 2014 As long as it's loooooooong enough to protect from ebola and ISIS, you'll be sweeeet. (but watch out for them dingos, maaaaaayte) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayholes mum Posted October 15, 2014 Author Share Posted October 15, 2014 Dingos are just like a steam train. Imagine a tent is the boiler of the train, the dingos are the water in the boiler, and the babies are the coal. As soon as you run out of babies, the water gets fucked off and goes somewhere else looking for another tent full of babies... Get it? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Value Buddy Posted October 15, 2014 Share Posted October 15, 2014 Hayholes mum's got a bauer That shit's so hot I need a shower Put the seat post in your ring yo Or your baby gets eaten by a dingo 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayholes mum Posted October 16, 2014 Author Share Posted October 16, 2014 Nice poems Big Valve... Real turn on. Anyway, started building a jig today to hold me bike: Just gettin into it an I get a call out.. Dam rattler in some old ducks rubbish bin. Stupid rattler ends up biting me on me tittie, lucky I got anti-venom on me or could a bin a trip to the old hospo. Anyway, got back to the workshop and the tubing has turned up for my long bike. I reckon I've got enough tube to fuck this project up 6 times over. With the left over tube I think I will make some little snake houses, so let me know if anyone has any snakes that are less than 17.2mm OD and I'll whip you up some little houses too. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KKtrips Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 I could be keen to buy 3 -4 metres or of that if you think you will have that much left over. What wall thickness is it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayholes mum Posted October 16, 2014 Author Share Posted October 16, 2014 Its 19mm OD, and I think its 1.8mm wall thickness. What diameter snakes will you be wanting to fit into it? If they're bigger than 17.2mmm OD then they will be a bit of a force fit, which is okay if you're not entering them in any snake comps and you don't mind bruised scales. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KKtrips Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 Cool - let me know how much you have left over and I'll grab some if there is enough Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Big Value Buddy Posted October 16, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted October 16, 2014 Rolling down the street on your new long bike Scoring more dudes than a Can-Am Trike But what to do with all that excess tube Insert in your bum with some sand for lube Such a long bike with seating vacancies Who will get on, we'll have to wait and see Hayholes mum for sure in her lacy twinset I'll have to wipe my brow with a moist towellette 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayholes mum Posted October 16, 2014 Author Share Posted October 16, 2014 Big Valve, are you flirting with me? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KKtrips Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 Build ya bike Ms Rowe I want to see crate bottle holders the full length of the rear chain stay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODB Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 Appears to be well past flirting and well into foreplay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayholes mum Posted October 16, 2014 Author Share Posted October 16, 2014 Build ya bike Ms Rowe I want to see dildo holders the full length of the rear chain stay. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steelies Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 you hussy. 19mm, hope you're goin johnny mines space frame zigzag on that shit scratch that hope you're going mono tube Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayholes mum Posted October 17, 2014 Author Share Posted October 17, 2014 You will have to wait and see steelo, im away this weekend in Coolingatta at a snake rave, so probably won't get much done till next week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steelies Posted October 17, 2014 Share Posted October 17, 2014 i look forward to your next nonsense post. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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