Shaz

Dearest Guybrush K-Trips Threepwood, Thank you for your swift and courteous response. Severin, my Commodore steed who sports no less than 3 golden tones, shall escort you to the festivities in the Hawke's Bay without delay. Kindest regards, Duchess Sherie Rachel Bovey I

Oh shitballs, I can't believe I forgot to pay as well! This was an unprecedented lack of organisation on my part. It's sorted now (with the extra Friday night as well).

If you can reword that request to something vaguely coherent and grammatically correct, I will happily give you a ride. How about this for a plan? I sort my shit out and finally get that 308 I've been dreaming about and you have my 202?

Amend my form then. I'm a definite for Friday. I can't get time off work that day though so I'll be making a pretty late arrival Friday night.

Hey Durty, Treggo and I saw a girl who looked like you drive past in the carpark last night. Creepy...

Yeah too late. I know by the time everyone fucks around, dinner's realistically 2 hours away. And donuts with faces made of candy are too tempting for their own good.

So I'm hungry now and have an hour to kill. I don't think I'm going to be able to stop myself from getting into the pre-dinner snacks.

Car? Is Te Karere out of action?

I will probably be the only one rolling fully legal. I think it's the VB's turn to come to pizza meet this time.

Thanks for the hospitality! It was a great way to end an awesome weekend.

Maybe it's because you creeped them out with your feelers? Just saying...

Joe and I will probably have it loaded with "lost" children by the time we get there. Actually this is a lie. I hate children.

I am for up this challenge. Does anyone remember how many peope we fit into Hemi's wagon without popping his air bed at Hawke's Boes last year? I know there was a dog too. Anyway, that's beside the point. I am more than hapy to share cabs. Bags not sober driving though.

How far away are you from Remuera? Civilised taxi distance? We don't do sober driving very well. Actually maybe PM me your address and I can look it up.

To be honest, I plan to be doing some drinking on Friday, Saturday and Sunday so I will quite happily fit in with whatever plan is confirmed.

We have Mono on Saturday, so would probably mean an early start/bail if it was then. You are coming to this right?

Yeah, sorry I had other plans too. Joe and I did throw gang signs at you when we saw you in the street though.

I had a friend in the passenger's seat of my big ugly car when I tooted at you this morning. Didn't you see him?

Yeah I didn't see you. I was probably too sleepy/excited to have the Commie out of the garage for the first time in a week.

I'll be taking my Commodore to Hawke's Boes so I should have room for them.

You ride Lee every day too?

Nah, I need something sweet and delicious to cut through the savoury overload.

We should get them to make us a cake then.

We'll come and get you. Oh yeah, can we still stay with you on the Friday night? We were all drunk when that conversation took place at Bike Meet.

Fuck yes, very keen! Especially for more of this...