I've got the size of a small child part down pat but my luggage is a 70's suitcase in red/pink.. it is FAAAAAAAABULOUS. Do you have a roofrack?
Nah, no roof rack. If you don't object to being stuck, contortionist spec, in the back seat of my laughably small LA Lancer you're welcome to hitch a ride. I may struggle to find room for your luggage though and I chain smoke Marlboros while driving.
Hmm... That sounds extra shit. You might want to cross your fingers for a better offer.