Thousand Dollar Supercar

Apparently the meeting on New Years Day is gonna feature the Six Shooter "Predator Series". Is that one of these?

There was an Odyssey in the derby last night. It managed to complete both jalopy races and come close to winning the derby, but something started burning underneath it. The derby was won by what looked like the remains of a Primera. The number of entrants in the derby was fairly low compared to what I've seen in the past - only around 25 cars. Maybe some of the entrants couldn't make the rescheduling, or there was less advertising, or it's already getting hard to find suitable cars. The racing was good though - a race leader blew an engine, there were a couple of rollovers etc, and they have a whole field of cars running the Buick V6. It sounded like a herd of cattle. Next event is the 1st of Jan, and it includes a fireworks display.

Back when I entered, they were not allowing '4WDs', presumably because they get too much traction even on a wet track, so they can hit too hard? A car-based 2WD SUV like the Nissan Cashcow could be OK on that basis.

The next one's in April, so you've got time. @sentra and @peteretep have both entered in the past, as per photo in first post. I wonder what they're going to do with derbies now that end-of-life cars will be starting to include a lot of SUVs and EVs...

I've already done it three times. It's more effort than you think, and assuming they're still doing jalopy racing, it kinda helps to have an engine that's running properly. I was more thinking about going along as a spectator.

Back in our bogan days:

No, I was thinking that since aftermarket ECUs support O2 sensors, that would be a sensible addition for magical self-learning idle and fuel maps? I am not informed on this subject. This XJ-S is the only fuel-injected car I've ever owned. I bet an AJ6 would feel ready to explode at 6500rpm! I hear that AJ6s have plenty of limitations that keep them from even making their quoted power, and so they have no business doing such crazy engine speeds. "Fully rebuilt, balance & blueprinted engine with custom intake and Jenvey throttle bodies. Custom exhaust headers and system. Link engine management. Engine rebuild and setup carried out by Dyno Tuner Uk Ltd 351 BHP @ the Flywheel"

Yes, I’ve heard that the crank angle sensors on AJ6s are known for instantly and completely dying. I can’t see anything wrong with the signal from mine though. Its pulses get a bit rapid for my oscilloscope at higher rpm, but you can still see enough detail to be fairly confident it’s OK. If I end up going with an aftermarket ECU as Bigfoot suggests, perhaps that would be a good opportunity to fit an O2 sensor and to get a bit more power via advanced timing (a common AJ6 mod was to move the crank angle sensor because the ignition timing of the factory ECU is too conservative). Lots of work and lots of learning though. Stock ECU replacement sounds easier if I can get one.

The spark signal from the ECU to the ignition module deteriorates with engine speed and throttle angle. The engine still runs normally in normal driving, but the ignition problem seems to be creeping further down the rev range over time. I found a small amount of water seemed to have leaked into the ECU, and maybe that has done some damage, maybe not... The reason for involving the auto electrician is that I wanted to rule out what seemed to be electrical noise on the 12V supply / from the alternator. My oscilloscope seemed to show this noise being absent at idle but increasing as I got to the engine speeds where the misfire would begin, and I thought maybe the noise could be 'confusing' the otherwise-functional ECU. I hoped the auto sparky could tell me whether the noise was normal / could test the alternator safely without blowing its regulator or something. I told him not to hurry, as I'm back and forward from Australia for work at the moment. I haven't checked in on him lately.

My previous car was an Alfa Romeo, and the speedometer got progressively more intermittent due to a bad connection between parts of the instrument cluster. It took me years to discover that, because I had figured out a temporary solution to kick-start the speedo using a seemingly unrelated button on the dash.

I actually discussed with the fuel injection guys the fact that my Jag's ECU predates OBD1. It has a circular serial connector which you could presumably connect to your BBC Microcomputer, but once you loaded the Jaguar software from floppy disk, it would probably tell you nothing is wrong. My version of the Advanced Jaguar Six engine wasn't advanced enough to have an exhaust gas oxygen sensor for feedback, so its ECU presumably believes it's sending perfectly good pulses to the injectors and coil and everything is fine. Edit: Also, when I went to the European car specialist, they said they didn't work on these cars much any more. I could hear the fear in the guy's voice when he asked if it was a V12, and I got the impression I'd have been turned away immediately if I'd answered 'yes'. There's now only one guy left in Auckland who hates himself enough to work on classic Jags for a living, and last time I checked, he had a 3-month waiting list.

Let's not forget that I put the Jag into the wall AND the barrier because I'm Leadfoot Larry. It will only ever be a driver-grade example now, if it even survives my ownership at all. That makes it OK that I took it on grass skids at the last Nats. That's actually R121 - the prefix is under the heatsink. It might be responsible for some of the rusty stuff, so I guess I should change it too. The way that there was a delay before the misfire would kick in at medium rpm makes it seem like the ECU is limited in the amount of power it can draw without overheating/draining/collapsing something. If it has to generate pulses too rapidly, it soon starts to drop some (one, two, miss a few, ninety-nine, one hundred!), but gentle driving is fine. I hope this is just down to a few off-the-shelf discrete components and/or dirty connections, so it's an easy fix.

I tried taking the Jag to fuel injection specialists, and they told me the misfire wasn't caused by the fuel injection. Next I took it to a European car specialist recommended by the fuel injection place, but they told me they couldn't replicate the fault. This was a lie, because the fault was plain as day as I drove home. It had become bad enough that I could get a mild misfire from moderate throttle at moderate rpm. If I stomped the throttle to make the auto kick down, there was no acceleration to be had, but instead you get awesome machine gun fire / spitting and popping from the exhausts. I had been hoping to fix this by getting some bloke in, but it was increasingly looking like I'd have to do it myself. So I hooked up an old oscilloscope to measure the +12V side of the ignition coil. I ran wires from the engine bay in through the window, so I could have the scope sitting next to me to allow me to hit the HOLD button while the car was acting up. What did I find? Absent sparks. Once you invoke the misfire, the coil isn't being switched consistently. Maybe it's the ignition module? So I uncovered the ECU in the passenger footwell and jammed another oscilloscope probe into the back of an ECU plug to measure the signal going to the ignition module. Now we can compare the ignition coil behaviour to the ignition signal from the ECU. They line up exactly, i.e. the Lucas 'Heart of Darkness' ECU is telling the car to misfire. You can see a bunch of smaller and bigger gaps in the ECU's spark signal corresponding to the coil not being switched by the ignition module. Why would the ECU fail to fire the spark plugs (besides the whole Lucas thing)? Maybe some other input to the ECU was confusing it. So I isolated the crankshaft position sensor signal at the ECU, and plotted it together with the spark signal. I bet you didn't know I was so technical. Anyway, the crank position signal seems consistent, but despite that, some of the ECU's pulses to the ignition module are still missing or they are of a short duration (compare the one on the right to the one on the left). I also compared the throttle position sensor and the airflow meter load signal against the ECU's ignition pulses. I couldn't see anything wrong with those inputs except that they seem quite noisy once the engine's working hard. I can't remember whether the #1 signal in the screenshot above is TPS or AFM, but they both look the same and both develop those random blocks of noise, which are barely visible when the engine's not under load. The #2 signal in the screenshot is the erratic ECU ignition pulses. So I was scratching my head when my Smell of Success fragrance bottle decided to fragrance the ECU plug (don't ask) and stall the car. This caused me to take a closer look at the ECU and discover that some of its connections were a bit corroded. I took it out of the car completely, opened it up and dared to gaze into the heart of darkness... Com pew pew pew, com-pu, computer games.. ENHANCE! Doh! So my plan is to clean that up, test/replace that corroded diode, replace all of the capacitors which I can identify, put it back together and try again. If it works, another condensation deflector shield might be a good idea.

My brother made this guitar using an existing neck: He put the bridge too far out of position, which meant that even when the open strings were tuned to the correct pitch, the notes produced by fretting the strings would be sharp or flat (can't remember which). Also, something else was not quite right about the bridge mounting which would result in the tuning being thrown out if you used the whammy bar. Finally, the mounting of the neck to the body left a bit to be desired. His subsequent attempts have been more successful, and I think he has built a bass as well. Good luck, this should be an interesting project.

So I'm currently back in a Mitsubishi for the first time in over 20 years. @fuel's wagon was facing eviction from @OSM Garage's work, so now it's hanging around my place making itself useful while my Jag is in the shop. I'm temporarily an all-Japanese-car household. Not only is the wagon now on Evo mags, the manual conversion has been done. It's a proper Diamante 30Rse now, not a 30ARse. It still has the stock exhaust, which is a shame because nobody can hear the V6 manual sounds. I will be parking this car out in the elements (since it's Japanese, you can do that) and probably barely giving it enough use. It would appreciate a better home, so if you have room in your heart to adopt a Mitsubishi and become an honorary Mitsi weirdo, get in touch with @fuel.