Alrighty, so a few things have happened.
Got a 100W eBay PA system for $30 that has a Police siren programmed into it, and some Red and Blue LED Hazard lights for $20 that plug into the cigarette lighter. All for lulz.
Picked up a set of 15x7 Steels of an AE101 for $50 and a set of 195/60/15's for a box of beer (even with good tread). Also picked up a roof rack for $70 and strapped some pool noodles on.
Anyways here's pics:
Untitled by Aaron_Pitman, on Flickr
Untitled by Aaron_Pitman, on Flickr
Untitled by Aaron_Pitman, on Flickr
Also trimmed a coil of the rear (still captive), but I think I might put the 14's back on and trim another coil.