Hayholes mum

Holy shit. your out a control valve buddy, I don't wear a teddy, I'm in the nuddy. I don't do fingers, but I'll do a rubber mallet. I once did wood, but got a splinter ( was from a pallet). But enough about me, what about the flying brick? I don't know who she is, but her poetry wets my mick. I don't think seedy Ellen Can handle the pace of us poetry cats I think I'll subcontract big valve to rape him at wagnats.

Please submit all questions in poetry form.

Holy shit nigger, how can I top that? Your hilarious rhymes make my lady bone phat, Hope my son doesn't see this, he'll be jealous as fuck, Cause my pantys are full of some lady glue muck. Ive taken it too far, I have myself to blame, But when your snake is inside me... Its no longer tame.

Shit big valve, you're making me wet, People must think I haven't finished this yet, You know its all finished, we had fun by the sea, I took your bearded meat dagger... I took it with glee. I must get round to taking some photos of my finished machine, But until then I'll keep rubbing my bean.

There was a boy with a sausage pipe on his bike. He had no vagina so must not be a dyke. Of his sexuality he was in great doubt, So he rode to Gays Knob to check that shit out. After a very long night of rectal destruction Russell arrived back home with some clear instruction... Dont walk through central park or you'll get raped by men, And never run a sausage pipe again.

CDL doesn't have a motorbike, Think he's more suited to a VdoubleU trike. He bullies the real men because he's so jelly, Laying back in his bus shooting loads on his belly. If only he had the time, a bike would be great, But he's far too busy.... Thumbing prostate. Please note: All rebuttal must be in poetry form, or will not be accepted.

Looks fucken rad nigz!!!!!

Big valve rode around the bays, He fended off the dudes and gays, He picked up bishes and rode them home, Then used their panties to polish chrome.

I think I'm going to ship my pants.

Why have you hung all your scrap metal up? Is it worth more if its properly dry?

There was a man called big value buddy, He rode his ax100 in the nuddy, It all went wrong when his chain bit his schlong, Now his foreskins all meaty and bloody.

Gay is an understatement. Dudes are magnetized to bikes with sausages for muffs.

FUCK YOU CUNTS.

Perfect. I have two spare ones you can have.

That stupid sausage pipe is on par with cragers on a Mitsubishi galant. Or a bikini on your mum, or a gay dude raping you.... Oh wait, that last bit is normal, but those first two bits are correct.

Look guys. I have two issues with this build thread: number 1, the spelling... Its fucken terrible, and number 2, that exhaust. To say the oddity likes it irl is like saying your dog found a human shit in the bush behind your house, and everyone should come a taste it, cause if the dogs rolling in it, it must be fucken delish.

Look guys. I am a human being with feelings.. Not just a piece of meat to be talked at like some kind of slut.

That new exhaust is stupid. Put the other one back on you stupid prick hole.

Looks RAD, have you done a full throttle plug chop? Could be mint everywhere else but leaning out at top end. Not sure what points you are running, but have heard bad things about some of the after market points when revving over 5000rpm.

Oh Big Valve, you make me blush. You're words are smooth like tanning oil on my skin. Is there a space on this forum where people like Big Valve and myself can flirt with like minded others? Anyway, it seems like I haven't updated my build thread in ages! I have been in the NT for the last few weeks helping out at the Koala Kounty Dingo Shelter. Has been a bit of an eye opener to say the least! Below is the actual x-ray of one of the stranger patients we had: My bike is coming along well, have assembled it and ridden it, is now stripped back down for painting: I'm also just working on getting a licence from the Wellington City Council to import Dingoes, should hopefully come through later this week, so if anyone is keen on one let me know. Hopefully first shipment should be about 600 bitches ( hoping to have them in time for Chrissy presents).

OMG Russell... OMG. I'm so happy you have decided to go down the cafe racer track with this, you have made the right decision. I'm so excited I'm going to finger bang myself.

I'm gonna ride there on this bike that one of my sons frenz loaned to me ( cost me a blowie): Anyone who is keen to join my expedition is welcome if they think they can keep up with mumma-hole.

They are off. I live life at full throttle.

You guys are weird.

Gosh, long time no update. I've been working so hard I haven't got much done on the snake blaze-rider, but more hooking means more money which equals more rad number plate for my bongo van: So stoked on that plate that I pissed a little bit. Got some junk done on the bike, sorry for the crap photos, was a bit shaky due to excitement about my new number plates, and did some datura which didn't help.