Hayholes mum

Righto, so I went out on a date this morning with this fulla called Maurice that I met on tinder. We went for a walk in the park, I always take Meryl ( named after Meryl Streep) my pet Bolivian Lung Snake to check out new dudes, anyway, she didn't like him and did this: So that was the end of that. Maurice was a bit fucked off to be honest. I headed back to my shed and hacked into a bit of pipe bending... Never done this before so it was quite exciting.... Got some chainstayz bent up:

Got these today: Righto, I'm off down the RSA now, might see if I can win me one of the meat packs. Or pull.

Nah you've got it all wrong, I'm not in Chch, I'm in the outback, and I'm definitely not a sign writer, I mostly wrangle snakes for a living (when I'm not on the sun-beds).

You will have to wait and see steelo, im away this weekend in Coolingatta at a snake rave, so probably won't get much done till next week.

Big Valve, are you flirting with me?

Its 19mm OD, and I think its 1.8mm wall thickness. What diameter snakes will you be wanting to fit into it? If they're bigger than 17.2mmm OD then they will be a bit of a force fit, which is okay if you're not entering them in any snake comps and you don't mind bruised scales.

Nice poems Big Valve... Real turn on. Anyway, started building a jig today to hold me bike: Just gettin into it an I get a call out.. Dam rattler in some old ducks rubbish bin. Stupid rattler ends up biting me on me tittie, lucky I got anti-venom on me or could a bin a trip to the old hospo. Anyway, got back to the workshop and the tubing has turned up for my long bike. I reckon I've got enough tube to fuck this project up 6 times over. With the left over tube I think I will make some little snake houses, so let me know if anyone has any snakes that are less than 17.2mm OD and I'll whip you up some little houses too.

Dingos are just like a steam train. Imagine a tent is the boiler of the train, the dingos are the water in the boiler, and the babies are the coal. As soon as you run out of babies, the water gets fucked off and goes somewhere else looking for another tent full of babies... Get it?

So I'm out in the desert this morning, about 20 nautical kilometers south of wambadingding (Aires rock to you non-Abbos), chasin this black African two toed viper for me reptile collection, I go arm deep into its hole... Feel something metallic... Stewth I say, and out pops this: Crikey! Its an old chromolly Bauer MTB. So I drag it back to my shed and decide I might build it into a long bike/ cargo bike/ baby carrier. Will be mostly using it as a baby carrier ( I've tried lots of things, like cat food... But babies seem to work best for dingo bait). Stay tuned, might post up some of me snakes too.

Your mums in tents.

Yup, my channel 7 shit has just started shitting itself.

I've got a whole bunch of random bike jets if you wanna have a look, might be some that fit.

If you are running standard jet sizes with no airbox or filters, you will be WAAAAAYYYY too lean. Most bike carbs also like nice stable air intake... Created by air box or good pod filters.

No. You're too old.

Russell seems to have become slightly brain damaged..... Ever since he ate that little piece of hayholes undies at the DGR unofficial after party.that was such a shit day, can't wait to not do it again next year.

Hurry up shithead, the Gentleman's Ride is in 15 hours.

I hope it rains like a cunt, then it will be postponed a week and I will be able to go.I only care about me.

That looks fucken rad. You happy with that seat honey?

Wanna hook up Russell?

I know how to sculpt the foam for a seat (I re-did the drivers seat on my falcon and it came out awesome to average). And I have used a sewing machine before... I'm gonna start doing my own seats and they will blow everyone's faces. I will mostly use snakeskin vinyl. Snakes are my life.

I have entered that statement into my Upholsterer Translating device.............. '2 days' translates into 6 weeks+

This looks real shit. I'm not going. My wife's grandmothers 85th birthday is gonna be so much better... If anyone wants to come along, let me know.