Discussion:
I crashed my first car when I was under 25, and started looking for a replacement I could afford to insure. I wanted to like the sensible Mitsubishi Mirages, Honda Preludes etc but before I settled for one of those I tried an Alfa Sprint.
And so began the search for one in good condition!
Lack of time saw me wind up with this Alfa 33 1.7 for $2150:
That's my previous car in the background.
The 33 is a FWD longitudinal flat-four with a 5-speed manual gearbox. Mine is series 2; 118hp-in-1988 8 valve with twin dual-barrel carbs. The facelifted series 3 gained power steering and fuel injection (not oldschool!), but went down 8hp (until they brought out a DOHC version with four valves per cylinder).
This 33 was the best non-fuel-injected one I came across, but that isn't saying much. It leaked, it had rust, the painted bog was cracking off the bonnet, and it wouldn't idle without your foot on the accelerator until the temperature gauge passed 1/4. I stalled it several times a day and questioned my sanity.
The first big spend was a $700 tuneup - plugs, leads, distributor cap, rotor, air filter, carbs balanced, new carb floats, new fuel lines (ones without electrical tape bandages on) etc. Instant power, driveability and economy improvement, and instant grin.
Next up was the timing belts, because the car was past the belt replacement interval and the previous owner hadn't seemed concerned.
I was still pretty new to cars, and I took the car to a garage and requested they change the timing belts and water pump. Which they did. The rusted water pump was smashed with a chisel to aid removal, and I paid $440...
But the rust was still there. Here's a cosmetic bit:
But if you look, you can see a little bit of bog and a little welding seam..
Bog appears to live under most of the paint on the car.
I took the car to a guy recommended by the last garage. He operated out of a scrap yard, with no electricity, and he has his comical/crazy old mother answering the phones! I did any basic labour, and he fixed up the worst parts of the car to the tune of $1800 over very many weeks.
I'd now spent well over the car's value and had the car off the road as much as on it. But I figured I'd have the decent Alfa I wanted.
For five months only little things needed doing. After the expense of the rust repair, I installed an electronic rust talisman which repels rust through the awesome powers of Voodoo and active oxygen bubbles (http://www.couplertec.com.au/).
But then a timing belt tensioner failed
It gave me a week or so of funny noises, during which time I had several people check out the car but nobody picked it. Turns out I should have asked the last garage to change the tensioners at the same time as the timing belts! My Alfa bent four valves and got a ride over the harbour bridge behind a towtruck.
Engine replaced with second hand block and heads. New timing belts AND tensioners, new clutch, new fluids. Car off the road for weeks again. I did over 1000km in a Fiat Uno courtesy car and never had to open the bonnet once. When it came time to pay I found that my EFTPOS card limit is $2500 per transaction.
So now that I'd spent more than my car's value TWICE, did I have a good Alfa?