Hayholes mum

Here you go shaz, here's the photo so people don't have to click on that (missing) link

No,manu is one of the fillings in the dude sandwhich.

Here's another angle

Chappy+Cody's equals........

If you do want to stick with what you have its pretty easy to re-jet, all the info is available for how to do it, alternatley,Dynojet do off the shelf jet kits which are awesome and come with full instructions for install and tuning.

Used one of these on my gsf1200 engine... Works primo!think they're about $100us

Ain't no way hayholes mum is selling her 12 sexy hunk of man jumping wheelie machine.

definitely ride it, its a real mellow hill, real easy to ride, walking would cause suicide by the time you got to the top. have done it on MTB and on FA50s... can thoroughly recommend FA50ing that shit.

Hayhole, I have booked a motel, but you're not staying in it cause your hair is too oily.

You can use my welder, payment will be 1 dozen beers, and I get to tattoo you with the tattoo of my choice.

This is shit.

Stationary load test will confirm that..

I don't do burnouts - I just love boys..

Not even straight after installing a new clutch? I though burnouts was how you were supposed to bed them in?

If it was dark, they were probably basing their judgement on the sound of the car, rather than actually seeing it (other than headlights pointing directly at them..., from which point speed of acceleration is very hard to determine anyway).

Therefore you could easily prove that the car sounds like its going fast even when taking off normally... As most cars like this do.

If you see headlights coming at you an lots of noise... You think it's going fast.

This is the reason why cars have high stop lights on the back, because it is impossible to accurately judge speed, distance etc with two lights, you need 3 to make some kind of triangulation to make an accurate judgement.

I hear that the left hand drive versions of these were prone to suffering from 'run on' when the ignition is turned off.

We're going for a ride tomorrow, Hayhole is bringing a bag of kittens that he found by his work for us to do burnouts on.

I can't wait. I hope the cat hair doesn't smell too hard out when we're burnouting cause burning hair can smell pretty bad. Still exited though, even if it smells.

Get it. It will do awesome burnouts!!!! You can join my gang if you get it. We beat up people smaller than me and do heaps of burnouts. It's the best gang, and I'm a girl.

Yeah buy it. Then my Suzuki gang/penetration club can smash/penetrate you.

Back in the 50s people rode these tires round all day at 100mph on shit roads.

Has evolution made our balls go back up inside us?

Has too much KFC made our titties turn into ladies titties?

Harden up men. Ride dangerous tires.

I was very nervous about riding on my firestones as I have read horror stories about how shit they are, and I'm running a 4.0 on the front!

I have been pushing mine harder and harder on each ride and am now grinding the shit out of my pegs and other undercarriage junk on every corner.

The rubber compound is soft as my butt cheese and I havnt had the front or rear come even close to stepping out.

One thing you gotta remember is that Americans are complete poofs and their road surfaces are made from completely different shit than ours.

These are no super bike tires but can definitely be pushed way harder than I ever imagined they could.

I've seen all those tires in the flesh and they are all shit. Get firestones or I'll come round to your house.

Shit no, they're more than that, I think we paid about $360 per tire for the 4.5 wide ones.

Plenty of other cool tires available but only in gay Harley sizes, I think a few of the cheap Chinese brands are gonna start doing some similar stuff in the future.. Until then it's all about the Firestones.

And the tread is about 4 foot deep which is ideal or extended burnout sessions ( its like watching dollar signs flying off your tire)

Yup, that's the place, he had all the sizes in stock which is surprising!

They're pretty pricey, but I priced up getting them from the States and by the time you pay ass puckering freight and tax etc.. They ended up about the same price.

Of course when you buy here it's easier to send them back if they're wrong.

And turbo it.. Turn it into a real chilf magnet.

Ahhh. Perfect.

I guarantee that if you do not put a 140cc engine in this straight away, you will develop AIDS.

Just slide the fork legs up in their clamps, then cover the bits that stick up in that camouflage duct tape so no one can see them.