Hayholes mum

That stupid sausage pipe is on par with cragers on a Mitsubishi galant. Or a bikini on your mum, or a gay dude raping you.... Oh wait, that last bit is normal, but those first two bits are correct.

Look guys. I have two issues with this build thread: number 1, the spelling... Its fucken terrible, and number 2, that exhaust. To say the oddity likes it irl is like saying your dog found a human shit in the bush behind your house, and everyone should come a taste it, cause if the dogs rolling in it, it must be fucken delish.

Thursday 18th. Does this mean you are volunteering to be one of them there dudz on the ground Ellen?

Smooth as mother fucken silk. He was doing about 60kph.

Its almost time for our Xmas work do, so might be a reenactment of that jump. The yellow chapoy has a 125 race engine now......

Problem is finding enough dudez to lie down.

Look guys. I am a human being with feelings.. Not just a piece of meat to be talked at like some kind of slut.

That new exhaust is stupid. Put the other one back on you stupid prick hole.

Looks RAD, have you done a full throttle plug chop? Could be mint everywhere else but leaning out at top end. Not sure what points you are running, but have heard bad things about some of the after market points when revving over 5000rpm.

Oh Big Valve, you make me blush. You're words are smooth like tanning oil on my skin.

Is there a space on this forum where people like Big Valve and myself can flirt with like minded others?

Anyway, it seems like I haven't updated my build thread in ages! I have been in the NT for the last few weeks helping out at the Koala Kounty Dingo Shelter. Has been a bit of an eye opener to say the least!

Below is the actual x-ray of one of the stranger patients we had:

My bike is coming along well, have assembled it and ridden it, is now stripped back down for painting:

I'm also just working on getting a licence from the Wellington City Council to import Dingoes, should hopefully come through later this week, so if anyone is keen on one let me know. Hopefully first shipment should be about 600 bitches ( hoping to have them in time for Chrissy presents).

OMG Russell... OMG.

I'm so happy you have decided to go down the cafe racer track with this, you have made the right decision.

I'm so excited I'm going to finger bang myself.

I'm gonna ride there on this bike that one of my sons frenz loaned to me ( cost me a blowie):

Anyone who is keen to join my expedition is welcome if they think they can keep up with mumma-hole.

should take the guards off both your grinders

They are off. I live life at full throttle.

You guys are weird.

Gosh, long time no update. I've been working so hard I haven't got much done on the snake blaze-rider, but more hooking means more money which equals more rad number plate for my bongo van:

So stoked on that plate that I pissed a little bit. Got some junk done on the bike, sorry for the crap photos, was a bit shaky due to excitement about my new number plates, and did some datura which didn't help.

I'm telling you from personal experience that towing a car trailer with no suspension resulted in the most terrifying experience of my life. NEVER again.

 

NEVER

 

 

But if it's just a little garden trailer then I can''t see it being too bad.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

NEVER EVER AGAIN

Must have been a shithouse trailer, johnny mines car trailer has no suspension, he says it tows awesome and he used it regularly to lug 2 tons of steel around the place.

Righto, so I went out on a date this morning with this fulla called Maurice that I met on tinder. We went for a walk in the park, I always take Meryl ( named after Meryl Streep) my pet Bolivian Lung Snake to check out new dudes, anyway, she didn't like him and did this:

So that was the end of that. Maurice was a bit fucked off to be honest.

I headed back to my shed and hacked into a bit of pipe bending... Never done this before so it was quite exciting.... Got some chainstayz bent up:

Got these today:

Righto, I'm off down the RSA now, might see if I can win me one of the meat packs. Or pull.

Ed's Inseminations

Next time I'm in Chch I know who I'm calling for a good time.

By the amount of ACM around I assume you're a scumbag too? I mean signwriter too.... Scumbag.

Nah you've got it all wrong, I'm not in Chch, I'm in the outback, and I'm definitely not a sign writer, I mostly wrangle snakes for a living (when I'm not on the sun-beds).

You will have to wait and see steelo, im away this weekend in Coolingatta at a snake rave, so probably won't get much done till next week.

Build ya bike Ms Rowe I want to see dildo holders the full length of the rear chain stay.

Big Valve, are you flirting with me?

Its 19mm OD, and I think its 1.8mm wall thickness. What diameter snakes will you be wanting to fit into it? If they're bigger than 17.2mmm OD then they will be a bit of a force fit, which is okay if you're not entering them in any snake comps and you don't mind bruised scales.

Nice poems Big Valve... Real turn on.

Anyway, started building a jig today to hold me bike:

Just gettin into it an I get a call out.. Dam rattler in some old ducks rubbish bin. Stupid rattler ends up biting me on me tittie, lucky I got anti-venom on me or could a bin a trip to the old hospo.

Anyway, got back to the workshop and the tubing has turned up for my long bike.

I reckon I've got enough tube to fuck this project up 6 times over. With the left over tube I think I will make some little snake houses, so let me know if anyone has any snakes that are less than 17.2mm OD and I'll whip you up some little houses too.

Dingos are just like a steam train.

Imagine a tent is the boiler of the train, the dingos are the water in the boiler, and the babies are the coal. As soon as you run out of babies, the water gets fucked off and goes somewhere else looking for another tent full of babies... Get it?