Big Value Buddy Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 It's like a rap battle from Los Angeles I touch you sensually and you get bum wees Your love mound was as prickly as a Mojave cactus But we'll meet up again and continue to practise You had two panniers hanging from your back tube One full of condoms and the other of lube Writing this ditty has moistened my pants I've gotta go now, cos it's attracting the ants 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayholes mum Posted January 30, 2015 Author Share Posted January 30, 2015 Holy shit nigger, how can I top that? Your hilarious rhymes make my lady bone phat, Hope my son doesn't see this, he'll be jealous as fuck, Cause my pantys are full of some lady glue muck. Ive taken it too far, I have myself to blame, But when your snake is inside me... Its no longer tame. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seedy Al Posted January 31, 2015 Share Posted January 31, 2015 Fuck this thread rules Shame its full of fools 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flyingbrick Posted January 31, 2015 Share Posted January 31, 2015 I have so many questions Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayholes mum Posted January 31, 2015 Author Share Posted January 31, 2015 I have so many questions Please submit all questions in poetry form. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flyingbrick Posted January 31, 2015 Share Posted January 31, 2015 Poetry..it's been a while. Its like rapping for white people? Yo Navneal drop me a beat. If you were my mum I'd never be glum, how many fingers can you fit in your bum? Yo yo? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Value Buddy Posted February 1, 2015 Share Posted February 1, 2015 It's about time to start this party It's Sunday night and my gruts are sharty Flyingbrick's joined the club and he's at the ready Hayholes mum's lubing up and she's in her teddy I thought about you at quarter past six I trimmed my pubes and sucked a Vicks I thought about you at half past seven I sat on the washer while the spin was a revvin' Now I'm thinking about you and it's half past eight I'm using kitchen tongs to mass ter bate I hear you can fit 9 fingers you your bum Flyingbrick's sitting back enjoying his rum Seedy Al thinks that we're a pack of fools He won't be laughing when we pick the peanuts from his stool Sunday night never was this funny Hayholes mum is my playboy bunny 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flyingbrick Posted February 1, 2015 Share Posted February 1, 2015 My minds gone numb Trying to figure out if 9 fingers include thumb. Imagine the pain and bunghole diameter gain, tears would remain long after the bedsheet stain. Plunging into her drain would fly me insane, nine fingers of fury to tame while she screams my name on a plane. We could make it a game! Or are you insane? 9 fingers could Mame so be careful what you claim as mummy told me not all buttholes are the same. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayholes mum Posted February 1, 2015 Author Share Posted February 1, 2015 Holy shit. your out a control valve buddy, I don't wear a teddy, I'm in the nuddy. I don't do fingers, but I'll do a rubber mallet. I once did wood, but got a splinter ( was from a pallet). But enough about me, what about the flying brick? I don't know who she is, but her poetry wets my mick. I don't think seedy Ellen Can handle the pace of us poetry cats I think I'll subcontract big valve to rape him at wagnats. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flyingbrick Posted February 2, 2015 Share Posted February 2, 2015 If it wasn't for work I'd come to wagnats and twerk, drive you guys bazerk while my hips jerkity jerk. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Value Buddy Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 I just got back from crossfit and I did a hundred burpees Hayholes Mum's sexing dudes and spreading herpes Flyingbrick's twerking and he looks like Miley He's at the Cossie club making old men smiley Hayhole's a cross dresser and he cruises for penis It's more like Uranus, but his stage name's Venus Brick, Mum and Hayhole should meet up soon Hayhole holds mum's legs while Brick has a hoon Ones got a bike with seating full of cunt Ones got a ute with a Transam on the front Ones got a DX made of rust and low But they all love the cock and giving it a blow 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
felixx Posted February 13, 2015 Share Posted February 13, 2015 all this talk of mother Hay Holes Bum has made both my vision blur and brain go numb  talking of sliding her snakes into a tube makes me think of riding her with yoghurt as lube  Yoghurt is good for dealing with thrush if I slip her $5 I wont have to rush  Big valve will keep $3 - he is her pimp To get rid of the blowflies he sprays her with dimp  Im hoping this poem reaches her in time especially since tomorrow is St Valentines 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayholes mum Posted February 14, 2015 Author Share Posted February 14, 2015 Holy shit this makes me lol, I'll take all you boys in any hole. This Felix cat seems really hot, I bet I can take all that he's got. Today I saw Big Valve and honked my horn, (He's allowed in my butt to hunt for corn). The way you kids flirt really cracks me up, I'll make a movie: 'Hayholes Mum... One Cup'. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
felixx Posted February 14, 2015 Share Posted February 14, 2015 Hayholes Mum  .. one cup that is a meal we all could sup..  Im sitting here pulling my tail making my manly bits hard as a nail  It is sunday morning, I should be at mass Instead Im fapping off over this lass  Maybe big buddy will share some of his corn Thinking about it is better than porn  Next saturday Im turning forty Come to me house, lets be really naughty 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steelies Posted February 15, 2015 Share Posted February 15, 2015 this reminds me of seeing you chaps on thursday, always a pleasure. kinda explains why you were clad in studded leather..  maybe it helps drifting that falcon at max speed or is it easy to clean when you've OD'd on human seed?  BVB, watch out for Korn when you're searching for corn, i hear they were lost in hay's mum while fishing prawns   so beware, the southern seas have nothing on he, for hayholes mum swallows daily such men of the sea!  3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flyingbrick Posted February 15, 2015 Share Posted February 15, 2015 Oh god. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flyingbrick Posted February 15, 2015 Share Posted February 15, 2015 There once was a man and his name was fred. I envy him abit because he wasn't in this thread. If I see one more word about corn or guzzling cummmmmm I think I try to bend it round and stick it up my bummmm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
felixx Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 Hayholes mum, where have you been your lack of content is rather mean  my whiskers are long, and involuntary twitch every time I think of fisting you bitch  I have a bell and a shiny collar I want to stick a chilli in your ass and make you hollar  I want to hear about your bi cycle trips Im whacking so hard, my foreskin just ripped  It wont stop bleeding, I could use blood as lube as i gently work my way up your tube.. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flyingbrick Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 Holy crap crap Was that a poem or a rap? I thought you were a teacher? A rule and moralaty preacher Instead I see you swear and share talk of the kinky stuff you wear. Oh, what if the kids were to hear! Oh the dispear! The shame you'd have to bare, The parents would all stare. It'd be a 'mare to repair! The stress would lose you hair. So, Don't keep the children near Or let them see your gear Dont touch little bobby on his rear Mmmmn, OK do whatever I don't care. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayholes mum Posted March 5, 2015 Author Share Posted March 5, 2015 You might be a teacher, but I'll teach you a thing: You'll need a foreskin of leather to come near my ring. I've had snakes, and I've had a hoon on a beaver, For 30 bucks I'll tap a golden retriever. You can jizz on my hair instead of your tummy, If you think you can handle HAYHOLES MUMMY. Those kids of yours will be in for a shock, When you come to school on Monday with a cast on your cock. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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