felixx Posted April 6, 2015 Share Posted April 6, 2015 Oh Mrs Hayhole, you turn me to jelly I have rubbed so often, my spunk rag's all smelly reading thru all this one more time makes me want to give you an alsakan pipe line The thought of you in a cleveland steamer has me reaching for my diesel pipe reamer I cannot wait to hear you utter full me felixx with that truffle butter 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 6, 2015 Share Posted April 6, 2015 Hayholes mum had a teenage son called Daniel, Who liked nothing more than peanut butter and the family cocker spaniel, Spreading it on, nice and thick on his head, To ensure the dog got him off, before going to bed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
felixx Posted April 30, 2015 Share Posted April 30, 2015 Hayhole's mum it has been ages thinking of you my hardon rages Sorry I neglected you, I have been so busy.. thinking of you makes my bum wees fizzy It is autumn time here. the leaves are precipitating Almost as lazily as I am mastipating Maybe if you eat more, you shall get fatter making a bigger target for my baby batter 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UTERUS Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 This is absolutely glorious. Wow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steelies Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 wait till you see the reverse C-cab pedal powered can am spyder this guy is building for the next christhmas do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Value Buddy Posted August 14, 2015 Share Posted August 14, 2015 Popping put babies and turning forty I hope your undies are still dripping and naughty I want to know why you've been away My cheese rod aches and I'm turning gay It's been so long since we've heard from you I'm lonely and I've started mining poo Are you building a bike, are you wrangling a snake? You're causing the teeth of my fly to break I'll buy you a teddy, I'll suck on your feet Just please my love will you polish my meat. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayholes mum Posted August 15, 2015 Author Share Posted August 15, 2015 I'm back, I'm back, I'm back you bitch, All this talk of jizz makes my scunge-hole itch. I'll build a bike, I'll build a steed, You'll cum so hard your eyes will bleed. I'll ride it to town, I'll ride round the block, I'll suck your foreskin like Mr Spock. I'm forty now and my party was fun, My anus consumed 6 litres of cum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
felixx Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 I missed you, thought you were dead have resorted to the vacuum for giving me head The other day, I was reaming a horse All the time, pretending it was your corpse However it seems you're alive Come to hanmeet, we can have a good drive Me driving my meat sword into your bum unloading my jism over your tum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flyingbrick Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 Oh fuck, oh fuck! This is yuck yuck YUCK! Tucking into her bum you can expect a truck load of muck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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