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Oh Mrs Hayhole, you turn me to jelly

I have rubbed so often, my spunk rag's all smelly

 

reading thru all this one more time

makes me want to give you an alsakan pipe line

 

The thought of you in a cleveland steamer

has me reaching for my diesel pipe reamer

 

I cannot wait to hear you utter

full me felixx with that truffle butter

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Hayholes mum had a teenage son called Daniel,

Who liked nothing more than peanut butter and the family cocker spaniel,

Spreading it on, nice and thick on his head,

To ensure the dog got him off, before going to bed.

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Hayhole's mum it has been ages

thinking of you my hardon rages

 

Sorry I neglected you, I have been so busy..

thinking of you makes my bum wees fizzy

 

It is autumn time here. the leaves are precipitating

Almost as lazily as I am mastipating 

 

Maybe if you eat more, you shall get fatter

making a bigger target for my baby batter

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Popping put babies and turning forty

I hope your undies are still dripping and naughty

I want to know why you've been away

My cheese rod aches and I'm turning gay

It's been so long since we've heard from you

I'm lonely and I've started mining poo

Are you building a bike, are you wrangling a snake?

You're causing the teeth of my fly to break

I'll buy you a teddy, I'll suck on your feet

Just please my love will you polish my meat.

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I'm back, I'm back, I'm back you bitch,

All this talk of jizz makes my scunge-hole itch.

I'll build a bike, I'll build a steed,

You'll cum so hard your eyes will bleed.

I'll ride it to town, I'll ride round the block,

I'll suck your foreskin like Mr Spock.

I'm forty now and my party was fun,

My anus consumed 6 litres of cum.

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I missed you, thought you were dead

have resorted to the vacuum for giving me head

 

The other day, I was reaming a horse

All the time, pretending it was your corpse

 

However it seems you're alive

Come to hanmeet, we can have a good drive

 

Me driving my meat sword into your bum

unloading my jism over your tum

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