felixx Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 oh flying brick you must think that im sick Im worried about your stories about kids if the po po read that, they would be doing skids You must think im like peter ellis However I promise no kid's touched my phallus As for you mrs Hayhole I went to that strip club, saw you working the pole I sat in a corner licking my paw watching you and wishing I had the money for more A lap dance with you would be truly divine better than when you laced my catnip that time.. When i woke up that morning all sore and confused and turned on the TV to see my missing picture on the news Im looking out the window watching the rain and look forward to the day I will see you again 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayholes mum Posted March 5, 2015 Author Share Posted March 5, 2015 You must think im like peter ellis However I promise no kid's touched my phallus Best line of poetry so far. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bangbug Posted March 6, 2015 Share Posted March 6, 2015 Holy shit what happened to this thread,It was about a bike now it's a rap battle instead? Putting words together like mayo and relish, To be honest it's making me jealous.You're rhymes are slick if a little hard core, But what can I expect you were raised by a whore. Oh shit, look what you made me do,Now I'm slinging shit like you! It's gone down hill, we're off the rails, Now's the time I question if you are males?You're diddles be weak, puny and small, Drop your pants, is that all? So if you ain't bringing it from the front, Turn around and show me ya cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flyingbrick Posted March 6, 2015 Share Posted March 6, 2015 Wow. Its hard to contend with these rhymes that you send. I will pretend to comprehend each paragraph until the end. HHM broke my heart with one subtle bend, when will it mend? I don't don't get sad and mope just fantasize and dream and hope of tying Felix up with rope so I can have a grope, i pray for it more than the pope! Hmm. I'm too white for rapping while fapping and crapping Dick wacking Ducks quacking 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayholes mum Posted March 6, 2015 Author Share Posted March 6, 2015 I'm all woman, look at my profile pic, If that's my face, just imagine my mick. My tits are like offal in a stretched woolen sock, Come round to my house, rub that shit on your cock. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODB Posted March 6, 2015 Share Posted March 6, 2015 You fools talking 'bout rap oh what glee, Look out mother fuckers its the ODB. Hayholes mum you sound like such fun, Lets get this thing started with my fist up your bum. While all those other lads are making such a fuss, Your cooking eggs for me, like Im Jake The Muss. Im sure my sweet rhyming will get you all wild Your upcoming reaming will not be mild! Just had a look outside - probably gonna rain. On Hayholes mum, lets run a train! CHOO CHOO 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllTorque Posted March 6, 2015 Share Posted March 6, 2015 Hay Hole's Mum love's your cum But word on the street is this bike's done. All these rude boys talking bout dicks This thread's for a bike, where's the pics? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flyingbrick Posted March 6, 2015 Share Posted March 6, 2015 Alltorques all talk, he likes the diddle too. He also likes to finger gently bumholes while they poo. Catching corn and making porn big nips are worth a chew Winnies a bear so sit on a chair and read this whole thread through. I like to rhyme all of the time, these thoughts are mine, wet micks divine, cheap wood is pine, deaf people sign. The best rhymes make no sense 2 pence hence a german shepherd whence. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
felixx Posted March 6, 2015 Share Posted March 6, 2015 OBD, the man with a scooter Cim over to mine, lets share some hooter Flyingbrick, the man with the rope, Im sure in the shower, you drop the soap However your right, this thread is all weird Im certain Mrs Hayhole is laughing in bed All of us young fellas wanting a bit Its getting quite kinky with all of this shit Im certain at Nats she will be showing her wares Come on you boys, lets see who dares To call Hayholes Mum's bluff and unload in her muff 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayholes mum Posted March 6, 2015 Author Share Posted March 6, 2015 It carries nothing. It carries beer. I ride it in my underwear. *no photo* I saw Big Valve down at Oriental Parade, He exploded inside me like a hand grenade. If you wanna see my bike, and do some stunts, Come and see me, you paedophile cunts. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flyingbrick Posted March 6, 2015 Share Posted March 6, 2015 What a cool bike, beats trying to hitch hike or running in your bitch Nike shoe. That tray could carry a dike or two, spray feces off the back tire if they were to poo. Cows go moo dead babys turn blue 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bangbug Posted March 9, 2015 Share Posted March 9, 2015 Oh hot damn, thanks for the pic, It makes my dick hard, I'm gunna cum quick. Lucky lucky Alltorque you got your wish,To get anything like that,I've got to lick something out of a dish. I like my bikes like I like my women, with a stretched out rear, Not like that, I mean for carrying beer. Who am I kidding? I'll take it as I can,I'm not a looker, I'm an ugly man. I just wish I had Yolandi Visser singing me a song, But all I have is is Felix and his furry dong Now ODB is here talking about forming a train and some drizzle, Well I'm down, but I bags being the caboose, fo shizzle. Flyingbrick, I'm down for tipping a moo moo But I'll need some beers before I turn babies blue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Value Buddy Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 Gidday dear, it's been a couple of weeks So how about you open those cheeks The ones on your face, to blow my horn The ones on your legs, to film some porn So many dudes are now on the scene I'll have to hose the jiz before I nuzzle your bean I think I'll dress up like Gary Glitter And dance around before I sauce your fritter Felixx is a pussy and AllTorque's all talk Bangbug likes butts and he likes to stalk ODB is the Original Diddle Blaster He loves Flyingbrick cos he makes him cum faster Lube up Love cos the sausage is nigh I think I'll pull out and jizz on your thigh 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Value Buddy Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 My foreskin aches From the contents within, A flan you could bake Sitting here on the side of the road Eyelids glued open from my own shooting load Not sure what happened, Why am I here? Anus gapes like wildlife from Zaire. Warts aplenty, pustules ooze Thank you yes, Oh glorious booze 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flyingbrick Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 Ummn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
felixx Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 Hayholes mum, thanks for the pictures I bike like that could carry heaps of bitches Big valve is right, I am only a cat but you make my fuzzy willy get fat I get so worked up thinking of you, I fucked the canary but its asshole had feathers, while yours is quite hairy The other day you mentioned a golden retriever I would be satisfied licking your beaver So bike down and visit me, I live down south If Im lucky I will cum in your mouth 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 Hayholes mum, for Easter I'm in Otaki, Would you like to come round for some Bukkake? Face or chest? The choice is your own, For soon it'll be ten men you've blown. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
felixx Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 Since I last posted so much has changed My sex therapist has called me truly deranged good gracious, it seems I am no longer a teacher I now have go pro, come be my #1 feature You could come to my litterbox, fill it with scat Felixx you see is one filthy cat Anyway you know where I am I will do whatever you tell me to maam 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 Hayholes mum, you filthy slut, You'll soon be dripping a gallon of my jizz from your butt, And playing a tune on my didgeridoo, Whilst rimming me, admit it, you can taste the poo, Hayholes mum, two girls, one cup, On your withered titties I wish to sup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bangbug Posted April 6, 2015 Share Posted April 6, 2015 OMG I'm so glad this thread has resurrectedIt's an easter miracle, it's so unexpected Now that 7Ven is here it's only going to get worse, He's an abbo through and through, chapter and verse. But he's got me going, I'm all riled up Thinking about 2 girls and one cup It's not any better with felix and his scat It's only giving me a bigger fat But my thanks goes to Big Valve Buddy Got me off and now it's just a stubbyGlued eyelashes together in his buggy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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